Anonymous, in addition to being responsible for 85% of all quotes ever cited, is the source of 91% of all Internet truth and justice and 32.33 (repeating of course), and our daily dosage of Vitamins /b/ and Lulz. Anonymous is void of human restraints, such as pity and mercy. Those who perform reckless actions or oppose Anonymous will be eliminated. Failure is not tolerated. Enemies are to be dealt with swiftly and efficiently. Anonymous must work as one. Anonymous is everyone and noone. You are. I am. Everyone is. Anonymous is humanity when the gloves come off. Anonymous is legion and its deeds are legend. What most people do not see in anonymous is that they do not go up against Scientology because of their ways, nor do anonymous do anything else for a valid reason. Anonymous in itself is a free-joining attention seeking “cult” as it may be referred to. They go up against Scientology so that they attract attention, moar people join, they become more confident and repeat. Anonymous is the only immortal troll on the internet, which means they will never be banned.

Anonymous is infinity divided by 0.= Syntax error.

Anonymous is not a person, nor is it a group, movement or cause: Anonymous is a collective of people with too much time on their hands, a commune of human thought and useless imagery. A gathering of sheep and fools, assholes and trolls, and normal everyday netizens. An anonymous collective, left to its own devices, quickly builds its own society out of rage and hate. Anonymous can be anyone from well-meaning college kids with highly idiosyncratic senses of humor trying to save people from Scientology, to devious nihilist hackers, to clever nerds, to thirteen year old boys who speak entirely in in-jokes on an endless quest for porn, to 16 year old girls posting pictures of their B-cups because they think they look good, to potential rapists browsing through MySpace to find some 16 year old girls posting pictures of their B-cups because they think they look good. Furries are not included among the ranks of Anonymous due to their supreme faggotry. For this same reason all furfags are destroyed within .666 seconds of facing the power of Anonymous

Anonymous is not so much unlike other web communities, it has in-jokes, culture, extended debates, etc, just like everyone else. Well, anyone stupid enough to join a web community. The difference, and the reason they visit other communities is that Anonymous have a need to be harassed by “nannying” moderators. They hate being denied late night sleepovers. Here, there isn’t anyone to do that - yet long and productive edit wars spring up at about the rate you’d never tolerate elsewhere, on topics you’d never believe. They have no leader, no pretentious douchebag president or group thereof to set in stone what Anonymous is and is not about. This makes them impossible to control or organize. Not really a collective at all - more like a stampede of coked-up lemmings. They don’t dare to lead for will but rather break the “bridge” instead. And since it’s all made out of Legos, fuck it.

Starting as an in-joke itself, “Anonymous” is the name assigned to a poster who does not enter text in the [Name] field on chan imageboards. Anonymous is not a single person, but rather, represents the collective whole of the internet.

As individuals, they can be intelligent, rational, emotional and empathetic. As a mass, a group, they are devoid of humanity and mercy. Never before in the history of humanity has there once been such a morass, a terrible network of the peer-pressure that forces people to become one, become evil. Welcome to the soulless mass of blunt immorality known only as the Internet.

The first rule of Anonymous is you do not talk about~ [Anonymous].

Also, Anonymous loves cats and generally hates jews.

Anonymous has no specific agenda, save doing it for the lulz. This is an agenda that those who are not Anonymous fail to find the sense in; and thus the enemies of Anonymous are numerous and diverse:

• Attention whores
• Bears
• Bill O’Reilly
• Boxxy
• Censorship
• CIA
• City Empires
• Copyrights
• D.E.A.
• Emo
• Eric Bauman
• The Fury
• FBI
• Fox News
• FCC
• Government
• Google
• GameStop
• Habbo Hotel
• Hal Turner
• Intellectual Checkmate
• Jack Thompson
• Kenny Glenn
• MrFetch
• Moralfags
• Neocons
• Neowin.net
• News Corp
• Oprah Winfrey
• Rednecks
• RIAA
• Ryulong
• Sarah Palin
• Scene
• Scientology
• Sea Org
• SOHH
• Soulja Boy
• Tim Couch
• Revolution Muslim
• Tribal War
• Walmart
• drawball
• You
• Your mom

Everything and Anything that isn’t anonomyous or a cat. (Notice: Newfags aren’t on the list.)

Anonymous also produced many a lul with Operation Payback but we can’t talk about that here because of the government lol.

Message to New Anon From Old Anon

This is what newfags actually believe.

What actually happened to Anonymous.

Typical tl;dr by an Oldfag, AKA Veteran basement dweller, who for some insipid reason feels a sense of elitism about his place in the ocean of piss. Note the hypocrisy in attempting to identify something that is by definition unidentified.

People these days seem to think we are some sort of Internet vigilante group, That couldn’t be further from the truth. We are the little voice in the back of your head that wants to fuck your hot sixteen year old daughter. We are the father who beats his six year old child simply because he spilled his beer. We are every chef that’s ever spit in some random person’s food for the hell of it. We are the pyromaniac who burns down the homeless shelter for shits and giggles. We are the person who rapes the same girl twice. We are that feeling you get when you beat your pets; and enjoy it. We see some guy hang himself live, we laugh. A wrestler kills his family, we laugh. Some maladjusted Asian shoots up his university, we laugh. Fifty-thousand die in North Korea, we laugh. AIDS ravages a continent, we laugh. An Austrian man locks his daughter in his basement for 24 years and fathers 8 children with her, we laugh. A religion invented by a psychotic writer swindles countless gullible fucktards out of their cash, we laugh, and then go kick his religion’s ass just for the hell of it. We aren’t some vigilante group righting wrongs. We aren’t your friends, your buddies or your saviors. Your feelings mean nothing to us. We are human nature unencumbered by pointless ethics, foolish moralities or arbitrary laws and restrictions. We are every dark impulse you have; unrestrained and fully realized. We are what deep down, you wish you were. We exist as a means for instant gratification, purely at our own whim. We have no culture, we have no laws, written or otherwise. We are an autonomous collective, each an insignificant part of a whole. You cannot assimilate us, we do not change. You cannot defeat us, we do not exist. You cannot infiltrate us, we know our own. We do not sleep, we do not eat and we do not feel remorse. We will tear you apart from outside and in, we have all the time in the world. You operate under the delusion that we will someday be outdated, that we might even see the light. You are irrevocably wrong. You are not special, you are not unique and you aren’t crusaders for justice. You’re a blend of college age faggots who think that they can do some sort of good, and who are desperate to belong, to have attention. You have accomplished nothing, and you will fall. Enjoy your AIDS, faggots.

But God help you if you fuck with a cat.

[source http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Anonymous]

Authored on /b/day, the Declaration of /b/ Independence was (and still is) the essential document that separates Anon’s ties to his homeland:

When in the course of /b/tard events, it becomes necessary for anonymous to set forth the shackles of oppression we set forth on the Furfag mods of 4chan.org.

They have plundered our posts, and deprived us of our jailbait.

They have forced upon us their twisted ideology of “Furry Fandom”.

They have deprived us of our ability to fight our enemies, forcing us to submit to the wishes of the Furfag overlords.

In every stage of these Oppressions We have Petitioned for Redress in the most humble terms: Our repeated Petitions have been answered only by repeated bans from our homeland. A Prince, whose character is thus marked by every act which may define a Tyrant, is unfit to be the ruler of a free anonymous.

We, therefore, the Representatives of the Anonymous States of /b/, Assembled, appealing to the Supreme Judge of the world for the rectitude of our intentions, do, in the Name, and by Authority of the good Anonymous of these Colonies, solemnly publish and declare, That /b/ is, and of Right ought to be Free and Independent States, that they are Absolved from all Allegiance to the 4chan Crown, and that all political connection between /b/ and the State of 4chan, is and ought to be totally dissolved; and that as Free and Independent States, they have full Power to levy War, conclude Peace contract Alliances, establish Commerce, and to do all other Acts and Things which Independent States may of right do. — And for the support of this Declaration, with a firm reliance on the protection of Divine Providence, we mutually pledge to each other our Lives, our Fortunes and our sacred Honor.

We are Anonymous. We are /b/. Our home is no longer on 4chan. In these times of unrest, we have formed the State of 7chan.org as our new sovereign nation on the World Wide Internet.

Signed, Anonymous

Though Anonymous has since been shifting between many *chan sites since /b/-day, this document is still important to the status of Anonymous, which defines them as independent of wherever their “home” may happen to be. From the authoring of this precious document to present day, Anonymous would get full credit for Anon’s doings, and not their home. This has since led to the /i/ slogan “Anon gets the credit, *chan gets the blame.” In actuality, Anonymous raiders often claim to be from eBaum’s World or Gaia Online, though whether any raid victims have actually been stupid enough to fall for it and hit Anonymous’ enemies with a misdirected “counterattack” is unknown.

This article is going to be a little special as I’m going to break the first and second rules of the Internet, which respectively are “do not talk about /b/” and “do not talk about /b/”. I sure hope the lord of this universe is going to bear with me and spare this sin. At a time when a mysterious group called Anonymous reserves a bigger and bigger place for itself in the Internet and the conventional media’s headlines, it is a good opportunity to shed some light on this enigmatic movement. Please fasten your belts, we are embarking on a voyage to the hidden side of the Internet…

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Leaked IRC logs identify LulzSec members and show a disorganised group obsessed with its media coverage and suspicious of other hackers

It was a tight-knit and enigmatic group finding its feet in the febrile world of hacker collectives, where exposing and embarrassing your targets is just as important as protecting your own identity.

But leaked logs from LulzSec’s private chatroom – seen, and published today, by the Guardian – provide for the first time a unique, fly-on-the-wall insight into a team of audacious young hackers whose inner workings have until now remained opaque.

LulzSec is not, despite its braggadocio, a large – or even coherent – organisation. The logs reveal how one hacker known as “Sabu”, believed to be a 30-year-old security consultant, effectively controls the group of between six and eight people, keeping the others in line and warning them not to discuss what they have done with others; another, “Kayla”, provides a large botnet – networks of infected computers controlled remotely – to bring down targeted websites with distributed denial of service (DDoS) attacks; while a third, “Topiary”, manages the public image, including the LulzSec Twitter feed.

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A member of Anonymous claims to have taken possession of code for the infamous Stuxnet virus.

Topiary, an online activist affiliated with the 4-chan-spawned internet coalition, claimed on Twitter to have gained possession of the malware. He said: “Anonymous is now in possession of Stuxnet – problem, officer?”

Anonymous claims to have lifted the source code during a high-profile hack against HBGary, a security consultancy that was trying to identify senior members of the group. HBGary’s email database was siphoned off and posted as a torrent during the same attack.

Later, another Twitter account affiliated with Anonymous posted links to what purported to be a partial decompile of Stuxnet.

Even if Anonymous had possession of the Stuxnet source code, it’s doubtful they would be either able or motivated to do anything with it. The highly complex code might be adapted to attack other industrial control systems, at least in theory, but that hardly fits with anything Anonymous has done in the past.

Stuxnet is blamed for setting Iran’s nuclear program back by months if not years after it infected the industrial control systems at its nuclear facilities, causing high-speed centrifuges to speed up and slow down abnormally and thereby causing high failure rates. The sophisticated and highly-targeted malware is widely rumoured to be the fruit of a joint US-Israeli operation.

Security watchers are sceptical about the claim that Anonymous actually has the Stuxnet source code. Snorre Fagerland, a senior threat researcher at Norman, writes in a Twitter update: “Anonymous only have Stuxnet binaries and disassembly. Not the original source.” 

source (http://www.theregister.co.uk/2011/02/14/anon_stuxnet/)

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BREAKING: With the notorious Lulzsec hacking group having announced its retirement yesterday, the Anonymous hacking group has stepped back into the fore.

The group has allegedly uploaded a counter cyber-terrorism training file to the internet from Sentinel Securities - an online security firm. While it’s not clear what information is yet in the file, Sentinel Securities’ website was down at the time of writing.

The group Tweeted: Little teaser while we work on the actual release: Ever interested in anti-cyberterrorism training?

With Lulzsec’s last action being to pledge its Twitter support over to @AnonymousIRC account, the latter picked up 60,000 new followers in 24 hours. It also just Tweeted:

We can confirm that all @LulzSec members have reported aboard. #AntiSec will have full support from #Anonymous and LulzSec. Expect us, soon.

This suggests that Lulzsec is likely to have disbanded only notionally with observers saying that its high-profile antics gave the individuals involved undue attention. By merging back into the larger Anonymous collective, it will be harder for the individuals to be identified.

We’ll keep this post updated as more information appears.

source (http://www.abc.net.au/technology/articles/2011/06/27/3254252.htm)

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Hacktivist ‘collective’ Anonymous has apparently set up a web site which gives instructions on how to disrupt web sites using easily available tools.

Tech site thinq_ suggests that the move is in response to the recent disbandment of hacking japesters LulzSec who have spent the last couple of months making large corporations and governement institutions look rather foolish when it comes to their ability to prevent security attacks on their web sites.

Under the Anonymous banner of Operation InfoSec, the Hacking 101 offers information on hacking techniques including as the ‘SQL injection’ method used by both Anonymous and LulzSec in a number of their high-profile hacking attacks.

A PDF of a number of basic hacking guides published by the ‘School4Lulz’ has also been posted to a number of well-known web sites.

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